Aunt Carol just asked if I'm 'still single' for the 5th time. Pass the mashed potatoes, I need strength.



This is the best thing I've seen all week

Not me sending this to 47 people

The internet was invented for moments like this

Underrated post right here

The accuracy level is over 9000

I feel personally attacked by this

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

My therapist needs to see this

This is criminally underrated

My 'work from home' outfit is 50% pajamas, 50% professional top for video calls. Balance.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

It's 70 degrees and sunny. Someone in my city is still complaining about the 'humidity'.