My New Year's resolution lasted until January 2nd. That's a new personal best, actually.



The internet was invented for moments like this

Sharing this with everyone I know

This is why I love the internet

The way I screamed when I saw this

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

The accuracy level is over 9000

Not me sending this to 47 people

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This is criminally underrated

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

It's 70 degrees and sunny. Someone in my city is still complaining about the 'humidity'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome