Me when the Wi-Fi goes out mid-anime episode. My villain origin story.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion* *trips*

When the Wi-Fi cuts out in the middle of a meeting and you just stare blankly like an anime character.

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

If anime characters reacted to my bills, they'd have a 5-minute monologue about the power of debt.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

My brain trying to use anime logic in a real-life argument.