My blood type is coffee. My love language is a fresh brew. My therapist told me to cut back. I said 'no'.



LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

This is criminally underrated

This is the content I came here for

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

I can't stop laughing at this

Pure gold content ๐

This meme lives rent free in my head now

I just spit out my coffee ๐

I can't stop laughing at this

My therapist needs to see this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Saving this for future reference

This hits different at 3am

The accuracy level is over 9000

Sharing this with everyone I know

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.