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Dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm & bad decisions.' Match: 'Same, wanna grab coffee?' It's a win!

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The accuracy level is over 9000

This hits different at 3am

I need this framed on my wall

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Adding this to my meme collection

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