Someone just ate a whole rotisserie chicken on the train. Peak public transport experience.

Just witnessed a full-on opera performance on the subway. 10/10, would ride again.

Just saw a guy on the bus eating cereal with a spoon. From a plastic bag. My public transport bingo is complete.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

The person next to me on the bus is having a full-blown opera performance.

Just witnessed a full-blown opera on the bus. My commute is wilder than my dating life.

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.