Dating app bio: 'Loves adventure.' First date: 'Can we just watch Netflix?'



I just spit out my coffee ๐

This is the content I came here for

Adding this to my meme collection

This is peak internet humor

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Saving this for future reference

My therapist needs to see this

This is peak internet humor

Not me sending this to 47 people

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome