My blood type is now 80% coffee, 20% existential dread. Good morning!



The accuracy level is over 9000

Whoever made this deserves an award

Saving this for future reference

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

The accuracy level is over 9000

The accuracy level is over 9000

Not me sending this to 47 people

My therapist needs to see this

The way I screamed when I saw this

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome