My blood type is coffee. My therapist told me to cut back. I said 'no'.



This made my whole day better

Saving this for future reference

This is criminally underrated

This hits different at 3am

This meme lives rent free in my head now

This made my whole day better

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

The internet was invented for moments like this

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome