My screen time report is basically a memoir of my life. Send help, I'm stuck.



The internet was invented for moments like this

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Adding this to my meme collection

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Saving this for future reference

This hits different at 3am

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.