My team won, now I must buy a life-size cardboard cutout of the mascot. This is normal, right?

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!' My team misses: 'FIRE EVERYONE! THIS IS A DISGRACE!'

My team won a regular season game and I'm already planning the championship parade route.

My team loses: 'Fire everyone! This is unacceptable!' My team wins: 'I knew it all along!'

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey. #SportsFans

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.