My phone battery is at 1%. My anxiety is at 1000%. #DigitalDetoxFail

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This is the best thing I've seen all week

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

I just spit out my coffee ๐

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.