Just told my toddler 'no' to a third cookie. The betrayal in his eyes could launch a thousand ships.



Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Underrated post right here

The accuracy level is over 9000

This made my whole day better

Sharing this with everyone I know

Saving this for future reference

This is the content I came here for

Why is this so relatable it hurts

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is peak internet humor

This made my whole day better

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐