My dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm, terrible at small talk.' Still swiping.



Literally me every single day

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is criminally underrated

I need this framed on my wall

This hits different at 3am

Saving this for future reference

Whoever made this deserves an award

Adding this to my meme collection

My therapist needs to see this

Not me sending this to 47 people

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The way I screamed when I saw this

This is criminally underrated

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome