My blood type is coffee. My spirit animal is a barista. Don't talk to me before my first cup.



Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Saving this for future reference

This is the content I came here for

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is why I love the internet

This is peak internet humor

This made my whole day better

Why is this so relatable it hurts

I can't stop laughing at this

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This hits different at 3am

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome