I cracked my phone screen

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I feel personally attacked by this

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I just spit out my coffee ๐

I can't stop laughing at this

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Here We Go Again...

Grocery Store Cart Drifting Champion

That One Suspicious Shop in Every City

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.