My toddler just asked why the moon follows us. Send coffee and philosophical answers.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Adding this to my meme collection

The accuracy level is over 9000

I feel personally attacked by this

The accuracy level is over 9000

Saving this for future reference

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.