My screen time report just called me out. 'You spent HOW LONG scrolling?' I plead the fifth.



This deserves way more upvotes

Literally me every single day

I can't stop laughing at this

Adding this to my meme collection

This made my whole day better

The internet was invented for moments like this

The internet was invented for moments like this

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Pure gold content ๐

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome