My blood type is coffee. My spirit animal is a barista. Do not disturb before 9 AM.

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This is why I love the internet

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The accuracy level is over 9000

Whoever made this deserves an award

Attempted to bake a cake. It now resembles a volcanic eruption. 0/10.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

My 'gourmet' dinner turned into a charcoal briquette. Send help (and pizza).

My cooking fail went so viral, Gordon Ramsay probably felt it in his soul.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.