My blood type is coffee. Don't talk to me before my third cup.



This hits different at 3am

This is criminally underrated

Literally me every single day

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

The accuracy level is over 9000

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Literally me every single day

Pure gold content ๐

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome