3d ago·Funny·35.6K views

Dating app bio said 'adventurous.' First date was a 3-hour lecture on their cat's diet.

1.4K

Top Comment

I just spit out my coffee 😂

Sharing this with everyone I know

This made my whole day better

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Go ProTired of ads?Go Pro for just $2.99/mo and enjoy ad-free browsing forever.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' 🍂💀