Matched with my ex's mom. Dating apps are a wild, wild place. #SwipeLeftForever

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I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This hits different at 3am

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Autocorrect changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm combing'. My boss is now very confused.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

Ordered 'designer' shoes online. Got two left feet. Literally.

Just saw a guy on the bus eating cereal with a spoon. From a plastic bag. My public transport bingo is complete.

Bought a 'mini' fan online. It's literally the size of my thumbnail. I'm suing for false advertising.