It's 90 degrees but feels like 120. My AC is weeping. Send ice cream.

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This is the best thing I've seen all week

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Whoever made this deserves an award

It's 70 degrees in February and I'm still complaining. Peak human.

It's 70 degrees and sunny here. Meanwhile, my friend in Canada is building an igloo. #WeatherReport

It's 70°F in February. My seasonal depression is confused. What's the protocol here?

It's 70°F and sunny here. My friend in Canada just sent me a pic of their car encased in ice. LOL.

Just witnessed a full-blown opera performance on the 8 AM bus. Never a dull moment.

Hearing the Windows 95 startup sound just unlocked a core memory. I'm ancient.