Me trying to use anime logic in real life. Spoiler: it doesn't work.

My brain when real life doesn't have epic background music and power-ups: 📉

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

My brain trying to use anime logic in a real-life argument.

Me trying to dramatically run in real life like an anime character. Tripped over air.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion* *trips*

If anime characters reacted to my bills, they'd have a 5-minute monologue about the power of debt.