Me trying to use anime logic in real life: 'I can totally jump that gap!' (Narrator: He could not.)

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to dramatically run in real life like an anime character. Tripped over air.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion* *trips*

My brain trying to use anime logic in a real-life argument.

Me trying to use my anime powers to get out of responsibilities. Spoiler: it didn't work.

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*