My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me until I've had coffee.'



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Literally me every single day

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The way I screamed when I saw this

This is peak internet humor

My therapist needs to see this

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This is criminally underrated

The internet was invented for moments like this

The accuracy level is over 9000

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome