Me: 'I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins.' *3 hours later* 'Who is this person?'



My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Why is this so relatable it hurts

This is criminally underrated

This hits different at 3am

I just spit out my coffee ๐

The internet was invented for moments like this

This deserves way more upvotes

Not me sending this to 47 people

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome