My Monday morning mood is sponsored by 5 hours of sleep and 3 cups of regret. โ๐ด



My therapist needs to see this

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This hits different at 3am

This is criminally underrated

This is criminally underrated

Saving this for future reference

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This is criminally underrated

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐