Matched with someone who sent me their entire family tree. I'm just trying to find a coffee date, not a dynasty.



The internet was invented for moments like this

Whoever made this deserves an award

Literally me every single day

Saving this for future reference

I just spit out my coffee ๐

I need this framed on my wall

Whoever made this deserves an award

Whoever made this deserves an award

Sharing this with everyone I know

The accuracy level is over 9000

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This hits different at 3am

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.