My cat just walked across my keyboard and somehow ended the CEO's Zoom meeting. MVP.

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This is peak internet humor

I just spit out my coffee ๐

The accuracy level is over 9000

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

Ordered 'designer' shoes online. Got two left feet. Literally.

The person next to me on the bus is having a full-blown opera performance.

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm cumming' in a text to my boss. Send help.
Public transport at 8 AM: a symphony of questionable smells and existential dread.