Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you know sloths can hold their breath for 40 mins?'



My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The internet was invented for moments like this

This made my whole day better

This is why I love the internet

I just spit out my coffee ๐

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Not me sending this to 47 people

Whoever made this deserves an award

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.