The WiFi went down. I've been staring at a wall for 30 minutes. What is life? #NoWiFi

The WiFi goes down: My brain cells: *emergency shutdown initiated*

It's 70 degrees in February and I'm still complaining. Peak human.

It's 70 degrees and sunny here. Meanwhile, my friend in Canada is building an igloo. #WeatherReport

Heard a song from my childhood and now I'm questioning all my life choices.

It's 70°F in February. My seasonal depression is confused. What's the protocol here?

Public transport is just a daily social experiment I didn't sign up for.