Just told my toddler 'no' to a cookie. Now I'm being audited by a tiny dictator.

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This is the content I came here for

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Bruh moment right here

My therapist needs to see this

The accuracy level is over 9000

Bruh moment right here

Bruh moment right here

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.