Me: 'I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins.' 3 hours later: my dinner is burnt.



The accuracy level is over 9000

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This meme lives rent free in my head now

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This hits different at 3am

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.