Friday night plans: clubbing. Friday night reality: debating if I should put on PJs now or later.

638


My therapist needs to see this

Not me sending this to 47 people

This meme lives rent free in my head now

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is why I love the internet

Literally me every single day

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.