Swiped right, matched, then they sent me a picture of their toenail collection. I'm out.



I need this framed on my wall

Sharing this with everyone I know

This is the best thing I've seen all week

The way I screamed when I saw this

This is why I love the internet

Literally me every single day

I can't stop laughing at this

I can't stop laughing at this

My therapist needs to see this

Literally me every single day

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is criminally underrated

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This is the best thing I've seen all week

I can't stop laughing at this

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

The person next to me on the bus is having a full-blown opera performance.

Just witnessed a full-blown opera on the bus. My commute is wilder than my dating life.

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Ordered 'designer' shoes online. Got two left feet. Literally.

Bought a 'mini' fan online. It's literally the size of my thumbnail. I'm suing for false advertising.