My blood type is coffee. My love language is caffeine. Don't talk to me before my third cup.



I can't stop laughing at this

This is criminally underrated

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Pure gold content ๐

Why is this so relatable it hurts

This hits different at 3am

Why is this so relatable it hurts

The internet was invented for moments like this

Sharing this with everyone I know

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome