Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically into traffic*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*

My brain trying to use anime logic in a real-life argument.

Me trying to use my anime powers in real life when I stub my toe. It doesn't work.

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

If anime characters reacted to my bills, they'd have a 5-minute monologue about the power of debt.