Friday night plans: clubbing until dawn. Reality: asleep by 9 PM with a half-eaten pizza.



This is criminally underrated

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This is criminally underrated

My therapist needs to see this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Why is this so relatable it hurts

This is peak internet humor

Literally me every single day

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

I feel personally attacked by this

My therapist needs to see this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐