1w ago·Funny·9.9K views

My New Year's Resolution lasted exactly 3 days. Send pizza, I'm celebrating.

359

Top Comment

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

My therapist needs to see this

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

I just spit out my coffee 😂

This is the content I came here for

I feel personally attacked by this

This hits different at 3am

Go ProTired of ads?Go Pro for just $2.99/mo and enjoy ad-free browsing forever.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' 🍂💀