My blood type is coffee. My therapist told me to cut back. I said 'no.'



This is the best thing I've seen all week

This made my whole day better

This is the content I came here for

My therapist needs to see this

Sharing this with everyone I know

Sharing this with everyone I know

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is peak internet humor

This is criminally underrated

Saving this for future reference

Not me sending this to 47 people

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome