My blood type is coffee. My personality is 'haven't had my coffee yet.'



Bruh moment right here

This is peak internet humor

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Not me sending this to 47 people

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Adding this to my meme collection

This is the best thing I've seen all week

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Literally me every single day

Pure gold content ๐

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome