My dating app bio now just says 'Warning: May spontaneously quote Shrek.' It's working.

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LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome