My toddler just asked if he could 'marry the dog.' Send wine. And maybe a lawyer.



Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

I feel personally attacked by this

Adding this to my meme collection

This is the best thing I've seen all week

I need this framed on my wall

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The accuracy level is over 9000

I can't stop laughing at this

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is peak internet humor

The internet was invented for moments like this

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐