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My dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm and disappointment.' Still swiping.

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Whoever made this deserves an award

Take my upvote and leave 😤

The accuracy level is over 9000

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

The way I screamed when I saw this

Pure gold content 🏆

This is why I love the internet

This hits different at 3am

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My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' 🍂💀

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome