My blood type is coffee. My love language is also coffee.



Sharing this with everyone I know

Literally me every single day

Bruh moment right here

I can't stop laughing at this

The internet was invented for moments like this

Literally me every single day

I need this framed on my wall

I can't stop laughing at this

This is peak internet humor

The way I screamed when I saw this

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome