Me watching a bug fly by like I'm an anime protagonist dodging an attack.

Me trying to use my anime powers in real life when I stub my toe. It doesn't work.

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*

Me trying to dramatically run in real life like an anime character. Tripped over air.

Me trying to explain my life choices to my parents like an anime character explaining their backstory.