My phone battery is at 1%. My brain: 'Quick, check Twitter one last time!'



This is criminally underrated

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is the best thing I've seen all week

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This deserves way more upvotes

Pure gold content ๐

This made my whole day better

The accuracy level is over 9000

Saving this for future reference

Adding this to my meme collection

Sharing this with everyone I know

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I need this framed on my wall

This deserves way more upvotes

My therapist needs to see this

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome