Matched with my ex's mom on a dating app. Send help and wine.

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I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

I can't stop laughing at this

This is the content I came here for

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Ordered 'designer' shoes online. Got two left feet. Literally.

Bought a 'mini' fan online. It's literally the size of my thumbnail. I'm suing for false advertising.

Autocorrect changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm combing'. My boss is now very confused.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

Just saw a guy on the bus eating cereal with a spoon. From a plastic bag. My public transport bingo is complete.