My kid just asked why the moon follows us. I said 'magic.' My brain is too tired for science.



The way I screamed when I saw this

My therapist needs to see this

I feel personally attacked by this

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is why I love the internet

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

I feel personally attacked by this

This hits different at 3am

Saving this for future reference

The way I screamed when I saw this

The way I screamed when I saw this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.